February 2007
Prison as a Metaphor for the Sufferings of Mankind: Metallica vs. Megadeth
by overtime (via)Where fools may turn to literature for a detailed emotional study of humanity’s grand tragedy, I turn first to early ’90s metal music videos. But whose profound and illuminative voice should I gain my personal insights from?
Me vs. Mr. Potato Head: Who's Life is Better?
by overtime (via)I've always compared my life with that of Mr. Potato Head and, sadly, have always come up short.
December 2006
Birdie: The World's First Yuppie
by overtimecomedyNote her early rising nature and her wide, coked out eyes. She was the world’s first yuppie. But as the years marched on, Mcdonald’s softened her cocaine-snuffling ways, made her a little arty, and quickly sidelined her in favor of the much beloved du
"Twister"/Hilary Duff Mashup: There are People Out There With Less To Do Than Me.
by overtimecomedyFor all of you out there desperate to see footage from Twister cut together with Hilary Duff’s “Coming Clean,” this is your lucky freakin’ day. Oh, wait — there’s only one hand raised, way back in the back of the room — oh yeah, it’s the p
The Tekwar to End All Tekwars
by overtimecomedy"Tekwar, the William Shatner-run sci-fi cop drama about a futuristic drug that gives you hyper-real dreams but gets you put in cyber-jail, came on the scene right around the time i began to form opinions about television. Just a scant few months before, m
Muppet Parody Images I’m Glad Aren’t Real Movies: “Frumpy Old Men”
by overtimecomedyCome on, guys. “Frumpy” as opposed to “Grumpy?” I realize Statler and Waldorf can sub-in for Lemmon and Matthau nicely, but that title fucking sucks
Mysterious Punch In The Face
by overtimecomedyHow will regular, everyday people cope with...a Mysterious Punch in the Face?
Why Isn't NYC What Movies and Television Told Me It Would Was?
by overtimecomedy"I want to get grabbed by thugs in an alleyway and be forced to do drugs! I want to run through the sewers while a phalanx of toxic waste chases me! I want to have a boxing match on top of a building with Jason Voorhees until he punches my head off (also,
Muppet Parody Images I Wish Were Real Shows: "Frogfeld"
by overtimecomedySeinfeld gets the Muppet treatment, from Overtimecomedy.com
The Rock: An Island in 90s Time
by overtimecomedythe rock is like a collection of everything a great 90s action flick was meant to be, at its best. watch that clip, and witness just how much slow motion slaughtering and over-dramatic music there is. see the picturesque poses the dead navy seals hit. not
Muppet Parody Images I Wish Were Real Movies: “Swine Trek II”
by overtimecomedyI have very little interest in Star Trek movies, in general. It ’s not really my cup of tea. But you know what is my cup of tea? Goofing Around With a Teleporter: The Movie. I imagine wrath of pig would essentially be a long string of visual gags surrou
Harrison Ford's "Bank Codes"
by overtimecomedyHarrison Ford's daughter has been kidnapped. The only way he'll get her back is if he gives up...the Bank Codes.
Studio 60 Can't Do That on Television
by overtimecomedybut i just remembered the original “studio 60,” the series studio 60 ripped off. i’m talking, of course, about you can’t do that on television, a show that i watched on nickelodeon whenever it was on regardless of how much barth’s burgers grosse
muppet parody images i wish were real shows: “too late with kermit letterfrog”
by overtimecomedylet’s just say dave’s sick, like the time he had heart surgery. okay, in that instance, i would like to see kermit temporarily fill in for dave. however, i don’t want it to be just regular kermit. it has to be kermit letterfrog. also, the show has t
November 2006
if godzilla were my father…
by overtimecomedya hilarious article about godzilla from overtimecomedy.com
beauty and the candlestick, dumbass!
by overtimecomedya hilarious article about how the candlestick from beauty and the beast rocks, from overtimecomedy.com
mosquito: i can’t stress enough the fact that these mosquitos are big
by overtimecomedya hilarious article about the horror movie mosquito, from overtimecomedy.com
camels: suck down cigarettes, suck as spokesmen
by overtimecomedya hilarious article about joe camel's general suckiness, from overtimecomedy.com
ghostbusters music video: who you gonna call? the eighties!!!
by overtimecomedythe sweet, sweet sounds of ray parker, jr. from overtime comedy.com
the animaniacs were an over-hyped learning tool
by overtimecomedya hilarious article about the animaniacs & their entertaining educational songs. from overtimecomedy.com
the shining, part three… *boom* NIGHTMARE DEAD WOMEN
by overtimecomedyhilarious article chronichling the history of the shining from overtimecomedy.com
the pog phase and other things i missed out on
by overtimecomedyhilarious article about pogs from overtimecomedy.com